Land of the magical toaster

Consult the toaster   Place some toast in the toaster!   Sit down and have some toast.

fuckyoudad69:

arroyomar:

Dildo attached to a Buzz Lightyear attached to a traffic light (at North 7th Medical)

Finally, I see some real art on this website. 10/10.

fuckyoudad69:

arroyomar:

Dildo attached to a Buzz Lightyear attached to a traffic light (at North 7th Medical)

Finally, I see some real art on this website. 10/10.

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Anonymous asked: incase you're worried this isn't a creepy old man lololol


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— 1 hour ago
Anonymous asked: and when we finish our toast, i kinda wanna play with you ;)


Answer:

;D

— 1 hour ago
Anonymous asked: tbh i just wanna play with your cat and eat some toast with you :0


Answer:

I am soooooooooooooo down!

— 1 hour ago
Anonymous asked: you're literally so cute :) thought you should know


Answer:

Aw thanks!

 

— 2 hours ago with 2 notes
koujakuisaweakgay:

Why have I never seen this picture before.

koujakuisaweakgay:

Why have I never seen this picture before.

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— 2 hours ago with 1496 notes

rottenmeats:

drtanner:

suicunesrider:

uneditededit:

Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

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not gonna lie that still looks intimately real

I’m still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really, really holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even.

Fucking witchcraft, man. 

yeah thats what happens when you dont use cgi

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fukaml:

IMM LITERALLY IN TEARS SKIP TO 58 SECON DS PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU

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intergalacticbarbie:

Time is a cruel unforgiving mistress

intergalacticbarbie:

Time is a cruel unforgiving mistress

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— 22 hours ago with 93938 notes

utentagen:

phoneus:

dude: way if we pees form buts

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genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Dancing Cactus

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Dancing Cactus

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