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glimmering: imagine trying to take a shit while in the arena like with cameras everywhere and the constant fear of being killed and like what would happen if someone popped up and killed you mid poop and you became known as the person who died mid poop during the hunger games its a monday…

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Can someone please make a gif of my cat. :3

Mar 25th

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anjouharuki asked: Yo! Don't give up!! I'm sure you'll find it, or it will come back! I had a cat who NEVER went outside. One day it just vanished, next morning there was knocking on my door and a meow. Turned out it was my cat. Apparently sometimes they just crave adventure. :3

Mar 25th

stephodell asked: Hey, I hope your cat comes back soon! I remember our cat would disappear a lot, and always turn up at the weirdest times. But they always come back, that's the funny thing about cats. <3

Mar 25th

Tiny is missing...

I can’t find her…

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If Rick Santorum gets elected...

maxwelletc: “Each year the homosexuals, independent women, and porn-viewers will offer up 24 tributes to fight to the death in an arena…”

Mar 24th

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angime asked: Ahaha. I think it's so cool that you're almost famous for the Gamz video. You're my headcannon Gamz forreal after seeing that video. At least Sober Gamzee. And your skillz are awesomee. :D

Mar 23rd

Anonymous asked: So you were the awesome person dressed as Gamzee in the video? What are the light-glove things on your hands, like where did you get them?

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Anonymous asked: If you could have a chicken, what would you name it?

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mercifulreaper asked: hi toast, you sir

Mar 16th

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krazzines: toastingmachine: Yeah, so I didnt tell you guys, but I have quite engaging conversations with my cat Tiny. Particularly after I get out of the shower. I speak cat. Toast you are a beautiful person and I compliment you on your perfection. Thank you, kind sir :3

Mar 15th

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Yeah, so I didnt tell you guys, but I have quite engaging conversations with my cat Tiny. Particularly after I get out of the shower. I speak cat.

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Please give me reasons why Rick santorum is a...

andie-strider: I’m debating with my father. I need reasons now on my phone. he is fucking stupid and knows nothing about politics, military, nor people.

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Mar 13th

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impiouslion: doctorsteinman: candy-and-katanas: cantankerouspatriarch: thefiercemccoy: n8tacles: allsoundsasscreed: desynchronization: kisses-and-cyanide: wow this um….this fits perfectly SWEET JESUS GOD BLESS AMERICA JESUS OH MY GODlkJLFKSDJDFLkjsdlfsdjlfs OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST EVERONE ELSE CAN GO HOME. nice try, but this game looks like its going...

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